Ugh. As they did last year against the Lions, the Redskins lost a Week 3 matchup against the worst team in the NFL in truly hope-killing fashion. Aside from the second quarter and the first drive in the third, Washington played horribly, committing stupid penalty after stupid penalty, handing three and outs to the unimpressive Rams defense and generally looking reminiscent of last year's team.
Here is my statistical indictment of the team:
- % of Time of Possession Vs. the Rams: 41.9%
- % of Time of Possession (Season): 42.8%
- Average Additional Plays Run By Opponents Vs. Plays Run By Redskins: 21
- % of Second Half Time of Possession Vs. the Rams: 31.7%
- # of Redskins Second Half Drives Longer than 3 Minutes: 0
- # Shorter than 1 Minute: 2
- Average Redskins Plays Per Drive Against Rams: 4.0
- Average Rams Plays Per Drive Against Redskins: 7.2
- Ratio of Plays Run by Rams to Plays Run by Redskins: 3:2 (75 by Rams to 50 by Skins)
- Rushing Yardage Gained by Redskins in First Half: 115 yards
- Rushing Yardage Gained by Redskins in Second Half: 1 yard
- Time of Final Redskins Rushing Play that Gained Yardage: 13:53 left in the Third Quarter
- # of Rushing Plays Called Afterward, Each Netting Negative Yards: 3
- # of St. Louis Rushing Plays Following Final Positive Redskins Rush: 23
- # That Were Stopped For Negative Yardage: 0
- # of People Who Would Describe Clinton Portis as "Sure-Footed:" 0
- Average Additional Penalties Committed by Redskins With Each Successive Week: 2
- Third Down Conversion % Allowed by Rams in Weeks 1 & 2: 40%
- % Third Downs Converted by Redskins: 10%
- # of Games Where Redskins Have Outgained Their Opponent in 2010: 0
- % of Redskins Points Scored in the 4th Quarter: 5.4% (3/56)
- Ratio of Yards Gained By Stephen Jackson in Weeks 1 & 2 to Total Rams Yards: 212/535 (39.6%)
- % of Rams Yards Gained by Jackson Against the Redskins: 17.5% (64/365)
- Last Time the Rams Scored 30 or More Points: October 19, 2008
A Few Sips of Kool-Aid:
- Average Devin Thomas Kick Return in 2010: 28.4 Yards (11 kick returns for 312 yards)
- Sub 50-YD Field Goals Missed by Gano: 0
- Rams Plays Following a First Down at the Washington 1 Yard Line: 6
- Number of Rams Points Scored on that Drive: 0