Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Actuarial Hope

Daniel Snyder was born on November 23, 1965.

A white male born in that year has a life expectancy of 68 years. Figuring that Snyder's ability to pay for top quality health care is offset by a lifetime of steaks and denial, he'll be under by about Thanksgiving of 2033.

Hail 2034 Skins!

1 comment:

  1. hell yeah! im signing up for season tickets to the 2040 season. that might give us enough time to rebuild after snyder runs the team 6 feet deep.

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