Thursday, December 17, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Week 14 Diagnostics
I spy three major areas of pivotal interest for the future of the team, each in substantial flux at the moment: the 2010 draft, retention of current players and staff, and free agency (both losing and acquiring players).
The 2010 Draft
Micah's perspective as I remember it was that if the next three games are nail-biters, with the offense continuing to impress, he'd prefer that we lose each for the sake of the draft position. If the Skins win out and go 7-9, they'd be looking at something like the 15th overall pick. On the other hand, lose out, go 3-13 and the Skins might draw as high as #3 (behind Tampa and St. Louis). We both agreed that the best player for the Skins next year is OT Russell Okung, who tends to come off mock drafts at #5 or #6. Obviously, getting a draft position where we can snag Okung would be great. Further, many teams were real bad this year, having identified glaring weaknesses that a top 5 pick might alleviate, so it may be wonderful trade bait to hold such a coveted draft position. But then again Snyderatto might get mesmerized by the flaxen hair of one Notre Dame QB (shiny thing! me wanty! how come NFL bust again?!?), and blow a hole in the engine room of the ship with the draft. On balance, I'd say a high draft position carries a significant risk just because of the poor judgment of the individuals in charge of making the decision. But if we had a decent GM...
Another position I'd like to team to go after is RB - maybe with a fourth or fifth rounder. Ideally short and fast to complement our other backs.
Retention of Current Players and Staff
The most critical element of the puzzle, by far. Changing the culture and institutional purpose of this organization is task numbers 1, 2, and 3. Let's start off the field.
- Cerrato must go, preferably far outside of earshot of the Danny. I hear Venezuela is nice this time of forever and ever.
- Zorn must go. Not because he's a bad coach necessarily, but because you can't castrate a man publicly and then ask his players to believe that he has the authority and respect necessary to run this team. Hopefully, a few million dollars severance should cover pride restoration surgery.
- Coordinators out. OCs can't be "good enough." They have to be called geniuses on the TV screen in this league, and Sherm Smith hasn't been called that. Blache, out. The defense has weakened this year, though he's got some great talent. Again, not a bad DC, but not a genius either. Also, he never made Carlos Rogers catch balls in practice for 8 hours straight, which seems a bit of an oversight.
- Sherm Lewis - I have no fricking clue what to do with this guy. Maybe put him in a hooded cloak, set up a dry ice and blacklight rig at Redskins Park, and have the coach "consult the oracle" every once in a while?
- The owner. Just stay out of it. Seriously, leave town and go count your money. Fix Six Flags, whatever. Just stop messing us up.
- Jason Campbell - The 64 million dollar question. I really like the guy's play, but I am pilloried almost every time I say this in DC. He also got emasculated by the head office this year, but maybe they realized they dodged a bullet named Cutler, and want to keep him on as the man for a while. Maybe he's through with these jokers - I couldn't blame him if he was. But the indisputable fact (fine, my opinion) is that Campbell is the #1 QB in free agency in 2010, and I am not excited about the draft class (though generally I'm skeptical of college QBs, some of who play well in the league). If we draft a QB, please let him be from the B-Roth/J-Flac mold, and not from a top program. I'd prefer to avoid the hype as much as possible. Regardless of what happens, Campbell will have a a very good 2010 - prolly around the 10th best QB in the league in my estimate. Grudgingly, I have to admit that he'd probably have a slightly better year for another team than for the burgundy and gold.
- Portis - All credit to Micah for this idea: when training camp starts, the new head coach publicly punks CP at practice, telling him he needs to practice as hard as everyone else, and jumping down his throat for a small transgression. If CP acts like a teenager and starts pouting, talking smack in the locker room or runs and tells Snyder, cut him loose. If he says yes coach, I'll do what you ask because I want us to win, he stays.
- Sleepy Davis/Chris Cooley - Again, credit to Micah: they've each shown that they can be an offensive force on the team. Cooley brings charisma, unifies the fans, doesn't make mistakes, and doesn't much care for getting tackled on first contact. Davis is a freak of nature, and if his maturity issues don't resurface, could be dominant for a decade. The idea of two-TE sets with both of these guys performing as they are is nasty, and could forge a new-look offense for the NFL - something the Skins haven't shown since about 1983. On the other hand, trading one of them now could net some serious value, without diminishing our ability to utilize the TE. And ultimately, there's only one ball, even if both are on the field at the same time. Maybe I'm greedy, but I come out on the two-TE side of this one, just cause man it is sooooo sweet in my dreams (which weirdly resemble Tecmo Bowl).
- Rogers and Landry - I feel like they are my own children, but they like to start fires. How can I both love and loathe these two so much? In some way Landry has channeled #21 with his big hits, so trading him would be like losing one more part of Sean. I just wish he could channel Sean's solid tackling and lack of arrogance. Sometimes I'll notice that the top opposing WR isn't doing much, and I'll realize that he's wearing his C-Rod blanket, and I feel happy. Other times I feel sad because he drops more balls than the adolescent male population of Los Angeles county. I guess keep em.
- Receivers - keep em all.
- D-line - keep em all.
- Linebackers - keep em all.
- Doughty, Horton, Levi Jones, Rabach - keep em.
- Backup RBs - TBD.
Needs:
- O-Line - no aging megastars, though we should draft a top prospect - just solid get the job done types, and plenty of them
- LB - coverage specialist with maybe 4-5 years in the league - would love to yoink a Steeler here
- Free Safety - so Laron can move to strong safety, we should grab a sure-tackling coverage guy that never got featured in "Jacked Up"
- Sleepy Davis or Chris Cooley - see above
- Clinton Portis - see above
- ARE - with great TEs and Devin Thomas learning the slot a bit, we might be able to get some value here
- Colt Brennan - strategy should be to give him highlight reel moments in preseason and then trade him to the Rams or the Raiders for their best O-lineman
Monday, December 7, 2009
Football is entertainment.
This Sunday's incredible loss to the Saints does not feel like that to me. I don't mean to downplay the emotions of those fans that do feel obliterated, but I would suggest that they re-read the title of this post and remember that the experience of watching that game was thrilling. I'd go so far as to say that I would prefer a couple of games like that, with the Redskins losing hard-fought close contests through a crazy series of edge-of-your-seat doozies, over a couple of blowout wins against dead fish opponents. Everyone's always going on about how a W is a W, and that's what matters, but I think we're all being brainwashed a bit. Would you rather relive the Rams' game (Skins over St. Louis 9-7) or the New Orleans game? Great games, those that seize your full attention and come down to the final play, are why we watch football. I know the Colts won a Super Bowl recently, but doesn't New York's win against New England feel much more impressive because the game was so great? So I say (for the next couple of years at least), screw Ws and bring on the entertainment!
This loss means nothing from a playoff point of view. It only matters for pride. I am very proud of the Redskins for reminding us of the thrills possible in this game, that comebacks and zany plays make the sport a drama in motion, and that there are some very fine athletes and coaches associated with this football team. I'll remember this one for a long time, and I expect that the non-Skins parts of the country may have had their spirits brightened by such a compelling game, and that they may be saying to their co-workers this Monday, "How bout that Skins-Saints game?"
What a game. Hail to the Redskins.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
What's that tingle in my chest?
And dare I say it, the game against Dallas is winnable, if the defense follows Green Bay's example. Haynesworth, Orakpo and Carter will be key to getting pressure on Romo, and London will have to step up big against the run game.
If Wadd Phillips continues to call 70% pass plays, the Skins are solidly in this one. If he has any sense at all, he'll run the ball all game, in which case the Skins have little chance of a victory.
Regardless of what happens, it's nice to actually look forward to watching this game, rather than seeing it as some sort of Sunday death march.
Monday, November 2, 2009
I'm Walking on Sunshine
Wow.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
How bad is it?
Also, how did they get that banner in?
Any more rooms in this house of horrors?
Quite a list, and this is in addition to the injuries to Samuels and Thomas, the disappearance of Malcolm Kelly, D Hall's blown tackles, Portis' mediocrity, the Collins safety, and the existence of Stephon Heyer.
What more could go wrong? Is there any unexplored malady that has not yet befallen this team? Let's take a moment to try to imagine what hasn't yet happened so that watching it transpire won't be as painful.
Potential Lower Points in the Redskins' 2009 Season
- The entire stadium gets swine flu, as do 45% of television viewers
- London Fletcher' arms begin to sweat lubricants, thus making tackling impossible
- Misprinted jerseys - #30 "Laundry"
- A crazed Mike Sellers storms the Wizards court and re-injures Arenas
- Haynesworth is placed on the IR when he suffers a serious neck puncture after forgetting to take out his huge diamond earring before putting his helmet on
- Brian Orakpo accidentally eats Hunter Smith
- Zorn goes on a Christian Bale-esque swearing tirade in the post game conference (actually, come to think of it, this might be a high point)
- Suisham misses a field goal
- Zorn throws a challenge flag into Portis' eye
- Sherm Smith punches through the playcalling glass
- The dead rise from the field, as the stadium sits over an Indian burial ground, and they're mighty pissed about the combination of the franchise name and the miserable play
- A sacked Jason Campbell's lips can be clearly read to say: "I'm not getting up, cause I'm just going to get knocked right back down here" before he is physically carried off the field against his will
- Daniel Snyder remains the owner and Vinny Cerrato remains the GM
Friday, October 23, 2009
Chris Samuels: An Appreciation
But I do want to address one thing today - I want to honor Chris Samuels for his singularly brilliant career with the Skins. I know he's not on IR or retired yet, but as I understand his condition (stenosis), doctors are likely to recommend that he never play again. I hope they do, and that he follows their recommendation, even though rejecting it might give the 2009 O-line a shot at being more productive this year. But the risk of paralysis is too great, and the potential reward of maybe a couple more wins isn't worth it - in any year, much less this one. So Chris, if we have indeed seen the last of you on the gridiron, just know that you won't be forgotten by the fans.
Let's review this great player's career:
- Drafted 3rd in 2000, Samuels is one of the few bets that has payed off handsomely for Washington (note: the Skins drafted LaVar Arrington with the 2nd pick that year)
- Spent his entire career with the team, through six coaching chances
- Elected to six Pro Bowls
- Chiefly responsible for blocking the side of the field that Clinton Portis made his personal stable boy for several seasons
- Classy: After he chop blocked the Bears' Antonio Garay, injuring him, Samuels apologized to both Garay and Lovie Smith
- Perhaps most notable of all, I can't remember screaming "C'mon Samuels!" in disgust after some ridiculous penalty or blown play. I have screamed nearly every other o-lineman's name in this spirit numerous times (See, e.g. Heyer, Stephon).
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Actuarial Hope
A white male born in that year has a life expectancy of 68 years. Figuring that Snyder's ability to pay for top quality health care is offset by a lifetime of steaks and denial, he'll be under by about Thanksgiving of 2033.
Hail 2034 Skins!
Monday, October 12, 2009
No More Fix-a-flat
I understand everything said about zorn and campbell and will not be sad if snyder releases them but we all have to admit that that is just a song and dance. a song that we all know and a dance that is all too firmiliar.
this is not rocket science, its football. do the research. no team has ever won a super bowl with either a bad defense, or a bad offensive line. we have the defense covered...
i will not back down form our core problem, the o line, and i know its becoming cliche. even the td pass to portis was jc running for his life after EVERYONE on the oline got beat except rabauch who was trying to block 2.
jc had no time, no developing plays were called, portis is a blocker, cooley is a blocker, davis becomes a reciever, portis get tackled for a safety, portis avg 3 yd/carry, and sellars taking on free rushers well behind the line, are all a product of a totally worthless oline.
if we dont sign 2 olinemen this week, snyderatto is taking a dive on this season.
Soooooo bad.
Let's review some of the new tricks on display for this one:
- DeAngelo Hall, 25 years old and employed in a position that involves speed, agility, reaction time and tackling, getting juked by a 34 year old, immobile quarterback. When the game was on the line.
- Devin Thomas getting a chance to redeem the last two years of fail on the Skins' only deep ball of the game, but instead opting for a spot-on impression of Carlos Rogers' slippy hands.
- Mike Sellers running laterally in the end zone for a safety. (OK this wasn't a new trick, but he hadn't tried it in his own endzone before).
- Byron Westbrook's obvious crush on Randle El was revealed to the world. How embarrassing.
- Special teams helped lose a game - I think they thought the offense looked lonely.
- Chris Samuels was revealed as the Atlas of this team, holding it on his shoulders - when he went out, three players (Batiste, Cooley and Portis) were summoned to try to stand in for the rock of the line.
- The Orakpo in coverage experiment is less successful than Jordan in MLB. Why retard a brilliant defensive end career with this crap?
- The we-don't-need-second-half-timeouts strategy was unveiled in all its glory.
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
We Beat the Lions at Something!
SUPER BOWL WINNER
"Regardless of your favorite team, who do you think will win the Super Bowl this year?"
Base: Adults who follow professional football
Total
%
Pittsburgh Steelers
19
New England Patriots
17
Indianapolis Colts
7
Dallas Cowboys
6
Chicago Bears
5
New York Giants
5
Philadelphia Eagles
5
Green Bay Packers
4
Minnesota Vikings
4
Tennessee Titans
4
Baltimore Ravens
3
San Diego Chargers
3
Atlanta Falcons
2
Seattle Seahawks
2
New Orleans Saints
2
Carolina Panthers
1
Denver Broncos
1
New York Jets
1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1
Oakland Raiders
1
Miami Dolphins
1
Arizona Cardinals
1
Cleveland Browns
1
Cincinnati Bengals
1
Kansas City Chiefs
*
St. Louis Rams
*
Jacksonville Jaguars
*
San Francisco 49ers
*
Buffalo Bills
*
Houston Texans
*
Washington Redskins
*
Detroit Lions
*
* indicates response of less than 0.5 percent
Could be worse, right?
For instance, did you know that the 2009 New England Patriots are the first NFL team to face undefeated opponents in 5 consecutive games? Impressive.
After losing to the Giants in the opener here is the Redskins schedule
Rams (0-4)
Lions (0-3)
Bucs (0-4)
Panthers (0-3)
Chiefs (0-4)
So, barring a Win by the Chiefs vs. Dallas this weekend, the Redskins will have played FIVE consecutive teams with ZERO Wins.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Week 4 Gold Stars
- Jason Campbell - JC had about the worst first half in his career, but then shook it off and led the team to a come from behind victory. High point: The revival of the deep ball and the quick strike on the Moss TD. Low point: Hard to choose, but I've got to go with striking the official in the head, and nearly getting picked. Assist goes to Zorn for sticking with him and letting this team feel like they can do something right with their offense, instead of panicking and trying to reinvent the wheel mid-game.
- Justin Tryon - The goat of 2008 (and Donnie Avery starmaker) redeems himself with solid tackling and an impressive sack! I vow to stop swearing when I see him on the field.
- London Fletcher - Ho hum. Another week, another ridiculous performance by the MLB. Defensive MVP by a mile thus far.
- Jim Zorn/Mike Sellers/Clinton Portis/Stephon Heyer/Chad Rinehart - Okay, I know that Heyer and Rinehart got us in a hole early, but they played decently in the second half. The reason this group gets a gold star is for the first and ten call after two consecutive 3-and-outs. Run off right tackle! Five yards. Two plays later - run right! Negative one yard, but still, it was to the right! All in all, Zorn called 11 running plays to the right, gaining 47 yards, a 4.3 average. That is good playcalling my friends, because it established an entire side of the field that we could run to, after defenses had been eating up our Only Run Left Offense (which surprisingly hasn't caught on in the NFL like the West Coast Offense has). Way to go guys!
- Santana Moss - That double move on Tampa's star corner was nasty.
Hello, McFly Awards
- Malcolm Kelly - As Micah said, if you hadn't committed a boneheaded holding penalty, I wouldn't have know you were active for this game.
- Sleepy Davis and Devin Thomas - Different week, same disappointment.
- Carlos Rogers - I don't think I've ever been more upset with a dropped interception in my life. And he got burned on the TD.
- Shaun Suisham - A 17 yard punt? And your entire job duties involve kicking? It's like a painter who can only use left to right brushstrokes, and needs a specialist for right to left.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Making Sense
So I don't know about identity. If the call is made and you ain't executing, the identity is you ain't executing the call. Let's just get back to doing that."
-London Fletcher, the NFL's leading tackler
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Week 4 Game Plan: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
So you've got company coming over this weekend, and you want to overcome the embarassment of a less than successful gala last time around? Have no fear - below you'll find everything you need to delight your guests and get your mojo back.
But first, you've got to prepare for your guests - what do your guests like to do?
Tampa Bay is averaging 210 yards passing and 86 yards rushing per game. Those are manageable numbers for any host, but the scary number is 13.7. That's how many points the Bucs are scoring per game, including just getting blanked by the Giants. It's not a scary number by itself, but as in all things football, points are relative. And the Redskins are sporting a 13.3 points per game average.
On the other side of the ball, the Skins are allowing an average of 16.3 points on them, while the hapless Bucs are giving up a 30 spot on average, on 432 yards surrendered every sixty minutes. The most important stat for the Skins offense is the Bucs' 187 rushing yards allowed per game.
Which leads me to my recipe for success in Week 4.
Buc Thrashing Stew (serves 92,000)
Ingredients
- 22 Rushes of Clinton Portis
- 8 Rushes of Ladell Betts
- 6 Rushes of Marcus Mason (you can substitute Anthony Alridge rushes here)
- 2 Endaround Second Half Rushes by a Speedy Wide Receiver (be sure not to throw this in too early -it'll spoil the dish!)
- 20 Short Passes (mostly over the middle) from Jason Campbell
- 4 Ten-second NFL Films slow-mo spirals from Jason Campbell
- Add a dash of Suisham to taste
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Finding My Chi...
the steelers are 1-2. no one is freaking out abou them and more importantly, they are not freaking out internally. but they lost to the bengals. the bengals who were 4-11 last year. i have a feeling a lot of people would argue that the bengals are a different team this year and i would agree.
so, is detroit the same team as last year? at least 7 of their starting 22 are brand new. new coach. new star college qb. their previous 2 losses were to the unbeaten saints (lions put up 27 on them) and the unbeaten vikings (lions led 10-0 at halftime). they beat us at their home field and they beat us by 4. one loss. we need to keep that in perspective. im not saying that we dont have problems, im saying that the tennessee titans arent packing up their locker room at 0-3 because its only week 3 for them.
we may lose 10 more and then i will bitch and moan but right now, our team needs to realize how much talent we have, how many positives there have been, and put it all together and beat the bucs. then we'll worry about the panthers and so on.
lets beat dallas this year...twice
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Who Holds Onto the Ball Too Long?

Week 2 Mega Stats Review
Week 2 O-Line Stats Review

Friday, September 25, 2009
Week 3 Game Plan: Detroit Lions
While last week's expectations led to frustration when the Skins couldn't explode offensively over a weak foe, I think the fans are just looking for a W this week. I know I am.
Gravy Items
(Things that would be great to see in addition to a W - not that I'm picky)
- The emergence of an offensive personality and a rhythm that spans return to touchdown
- Brian Orakpo makes a couple of big plays
- Santana and Portis each have a great game
- No horrible missed tackles - run-of-the-mill missed tackles, okay, but just none of the tear-out-your-eyes variety
- A coherent, stable O-line
- "Hip-Hip-HOORAY!!!"
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Must Watch Viewing
Watch here.
It's incredibly insightful into both men's characters and what was actually happening during the game. Also, check out the weird moment at 3:30. Just watch.
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Monday, September 21, 2009
Victories vs. Respect
Essentially, we beat the Rams, but we failed to beat the expectations of the power rankings and the columnists who don't see this year's team as a contender. For fans like me, the Redskins need to be beating not only the squad across the sideline, but the doubters in the media booths and television studios. Making the talking heads mention the Redskins when they discuss the NFC East makes a win a real victory, and the Skins failed to accomplish that this week. If this were week 14, and the Redskins already had 7 or 8 wins, there wouldn't be booing because the win would be more important than earning the league's respect. But it's too early in the season for a win that doesn't generate any more respect to feel all that good. Last year's improbable road victories against the Eagles and Cowboys, and home win against the Saints were more than just Ws - they were performances that demanded respect.
The road ahead does not look promising for the Skins - the next five games could each result in victories without added respect. A loss in any of those games will be a double whammy.
There were many positive developments in this game but the fans were left without a signature moment of explosive success, one that we could carry around with us in our imaginations in the weeks ahead, thinking that Dallas better watch out, because we'll drop that bomb on them any time we please. Instead, our heads are filled with the image of Clinton Portis overthrowing a fade route to Chris Cooley in the endzone.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Week 2 Game Plan: St. Louis Rams
I think that the chance of the first three fails all happening is very low, so I'll be watching this game primarily to learn more about the Redskins' persona in 2009. When a substantially weaker foe enables Zorn to dictate the style and pace of the game, what does he call? Air Coryell plus slant routes and 40 passing plays? 48 carries right into the Rams' teeth? Go for it on 4th and 1 from the Rams' 45 in the second quarter or punt? Watching the Skins play a game where they should have options will be enlightening, and I really hope I don't come away thinking that Zorn is coaching not-to-lose rather than to win. I have to say that in my memory of the 2008 victories, I don't recall having the sense that the Redskins were firmly in control of any of those games - often ahead but not really forcing the other side to play their game.
It's important that whatever the game plan, the Skins develop an offensive rhythm. I'd like to see 3 or 4 consecutive pass plays in the first half, and a smashmouth run series. Let's see what happens when the Skins stretch their legs...
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
6 active WRS?
I was really surprised Montgomery was not active, simply because of how
much I expected Haynesworth to be on the field Sunday. The coaching staff chose
to have rookie wide receiver Marko Mitchell active in Week 1, and it came down
to a decision between Mitchell and Montgomery, Coach Jim Zorn said.
"That was an issue for me," he said. "The issue for me was really going to be between Montgomery and Marko Mitchell. I had some four wide receiver stuff, and I didn't
want a receiver to go down and take us out of that. I left Marko up thinking
that we could put Phil Daniels inside if we got into trouble."
So the Redskins had 6 receivers active for the game:
Moss (1)
Randle El (slot)
Kelly (2)
Thomas
Kelly
Mitchell
What, is Jason Campbell about to turn into Drew Brees?
Apparently Jim Zorn feels that an explosive passing offense is just around the corner. During the game the Redskins ran only one play for Thomas, a reverse, and did not use Mitchell even though their first red zone visit was a perfect opportunity.
Next week, just load up another D lineman or O lineman.
Week 1 Thoughts + Stat of the Day
Here was the results of the first 6 times that the Giants were faced with a 3rd and long.
7 yd pass, 1st down
25 yd pass, 1st down
17 yd pass, 1st down
7 yd pass, 1st down
10 yd pass, 1st down
30 yd pass, Touchdown
The d-line and linebackers played their guts out (right Gibbs?), but when responsibility was turned over to the secondary they played terribly. 6 consecutive conversions on 3rd and long?
Props to the rest of the defensive front that no matter how poorly the secondary played, and no matter how many times the offense 3 and outed to put the defense right back in, they never gave up and continued to sustain excellence to the closing whistle.
1st week MVP - Defensive Line + Linebackers
At one point during the game London Fletcher had 15 tackles. So much for him being on the downside of his career.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Victor's Week 1 Recap
To me, this game boiled down to a metaphysical question - who are the 2009 Redskins?
Zorn's playcalling was erratic and the central feature of this loss. He didn't commit to the pass, even when it was working and Jason was getting the ball out quick. There were two memorable trick plays that fizzled loudly (the Randle El play, reverse to D. Thomas) and killed the Skins' momentum. The run wasn't there, and I didn't see any solid zone blocks after the first play. Kelly's and Davis' numbers weren't called nearly enough, nor did JZ give Santana a chance to find his groove after the ruckus.
Jason's confidence and rhythm weren't all there. Partly the playcalling, but audibling into a run up the middle on 3rd and 8 was a poor choice, and he threw an INT three yards past the line of scrimmage. I can't fault him too much for the fumble TD - most QBs (not all) would've lost that one. But what bothered me the most was the contrast between the look in Campbell's eyes before the snap ("I sure hope this works") and the look in Eli's pre-snap, which was efficient, penetrating and confident.
The defense was schizophrenic - see Josh's post.
Further, a rattled Moss and stupid penalties really disrupted this team. Everyone looked shaky and bogged down into their own world, rather than displaying the vision that comes from seeing what the other guy's doing and reacting fluidly.
The upside of this is that none of these issues seem permanent, as long as Zorn can come up with a better gameplan and implement a better in-game adjustment strategy.
The Giants are a very good team - if you were to take away Umenyiora's forced fumble and TD return, the Skins win by one. And most teams don't have Umenyiora.
Other bright spots:
- Few to no dropped passes
- Jacobs was limited to 46 yards on 16 carries
- Special teams was solid, with a spectacular fake field goal to boot
- Landry made a big play
- The Redskins are hitting hard - about five blue jerseys were on the ground, all from clean fierce plays
- Jason was getting the ball out real quick, and the O-line looked decent
Grades
Offense: C
Defense: B
Special Teams: A
Coaching: D+
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Great Article on Zorn, Campbell and Playcalling
Jim Zorn as a Coach: Where Did the Risk-Taker Go?
Where the "Experts" Stand
The Sporting News: 5-11
Sports Illustrated's Peter King: 6-10 (Sports Illustrated Power Rank before Week 1: 24)
Hogs Haven: 10-6
Bodog Over/Under: 8 Wins
Mike & Mike: 8-8 (Strange note - they predict that only one team in the NFC will win more than 10 games, with Philly going 11-5)
FOX Sports: 8-8
Dan Steinberg, The Sports Bog: 7-9
Matt Terl, Redskins Blogger: 10-6
Washington Times: 9-7
Bill Simmons, ESPN Page 2: 10-6 (and getting a wildcard slot over the 10-6 Eagles)
As far as I can tell, Simmons is the only national figure/publication predicting that the Redskins will make the playoffs.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Week 1 Game Plan: NY Giants
In the 2008 opener, the Redskins looked awful, like a D-II school with a 4-year old football program invited to play in the Swamp for the Gators' opener.
After the Giants scored on an 11 play drive to open the game, here is Washington's first series:
1st and 10 - Campbell sacked for minus 8 yards.
2nd and 18 - Portis up the middle for 3 yards.
3rd and 15 - False start on Heyer for minus 5 yards.
3rd and 20 - Portis up the middle for 5 yards.
4th and 15 - Brooks punts 34 yards.
Ouch.
The second series wasn't a whole lot better.
1st and 10 - False start on Randle El (?!?) for minus 5 yards.
1st and 15 - Incomplete pass.
2nd and 15 - Portis right guard for 3 yards.
3rd and 12 - Incomplete pass.
4th and 12 - Brooks punts 42 yards, but draws a roughing the kicker penalty! WASHINGTON FIRST DOWN!!!!
1st and 10 - Portis right tackle for 4 yards.
2nd and 6 - Betts left guard for nothing at all.
3rd and 6 - Incomplete pass.
4th and 6 - Brooks punts 27 yards.
(Wouldn't it have been smarter to just have Jason throw a 30-yard interception?)
That my friends is a brutal way to welcome the season. Also, and I can't even bring myself to describe this moment, but I'll just say Brandon Jacobs, Laron Landry and you know what I'm talking about. Shudder.
In the first two series last year, Campbell went 0-3 and took a sack, Portis averaged 3.75 yards on four carries, the punts could have been strongman boulder throws, the team had a 14% false start rate, and the only first down came from a penalty. These are stats to beat my friends, and I will consider myself thoroughly disappointed if the Skins can't outshine that performance in the first two possessions of 2009.
But was there a bright spot in 2008? Perhaps. At four minutes into the 2nd Quarter, the Giants went up 16-0 on a field goal. They didn't score for the next 41 minutes.
Presuming our defense isn't performing an elaborate version of punk'd on all of DC, and they go out there like, "Sike, thought you had a top 5 defense, didn't you?," this game will be about the Skins' offense, namely whether they can shake off the anemic 2008 offense monkey. The Giants' run game is strong, and should put up at least 10 points, and likely 14. But the Giants' passing game is very shaky and ripe for exploitation, even a pick-6 if the stars align (those being the constellation formed by Haynesworth, Orakpo, Fletcher, Hall and Landry).
The scary Giants D-line means that Campbell needs to get rid of the ball quickly. I like the shotgun formation, 2 TE sets, Portis cutblocks, and quick dumps over the middle to solve the blue wave. Kelly better have multiple catches.
Skins definitely win if:
- Giants are limited to less than 100 yards rushing
- Skins have a +2 turnover margin
- Giants can't set up their passing game and Eli throws for less than 150 yards
- Skins put up 22 or more points
- Giants rush for >160 yards
- Giants pass for >200 yards
- Skins score fewer than 20 points
- Chris Samuels or Randy Thomas gets injured
- Gooseeggs appear next to the reception totals for Kelly, Thomas and Mitchell
- Eli forgets that he's Eli for the afternoon, and plays like Mr. "Eat Salad" of Indianapolis
Also, let's hope to start hearing this man's name about a dozen times each Sunday.
Update: Matt Mosely just wrote that Terrell Thomas will start at corner for an injured Aaron Ross, and will be covering Malcolm Kelly. Kelly has 28 pounds and four inches on Thomas. This match-up is tied with Samuels/Umenyiora for the top spot to watch.
Monday, September 7, 2009
J.Utt's 2009 Preseason Roster Analysis - OL Part 2
Sunday, September 6, 2009
J.Utt's 2009 Preseason Roster Analysis - OL Part1

| TEAM | Adj. Line Yards | RB Yards | Power Success | Power Rank | 10+ Yards | 10+ Rank | Stuffed | |
| 1 | DEN | 4.78 | 4.96 | 70.00% | 10 | 17.00% | 17 | 14.00% |
| 2 | NYJ | 4.72 | 4.81 | 61.00% | 25 | 20.00% | 10 | 14.00% |
| 3 | NE | 4.63 | 4.6 | 70.00% | 12 | 16.00% | 24 | 14.00% |
| 4 | NYG | 4.62 | 5.28 | 62.00% | 23 | 25.00% | 2 | 17.00% |
| 5 | WAS | 4.41 | 4.13 | 69.00% | 14 | 13.00% | 29 | 14.00% |
| 6 | NO | 4.37 | 4.17 | 64.00% | 18 | 15.00% | 26 | 15.00% |
| 7 | SF | 4.28 | 3.96 | 52.00% | 32 | 13.00% | 30 | 17.00% |
| 8 | CAR | 4.26 | 5.01 | 79.00% | 1 | 27.00% | 1 | 19.00% |
| 9 | ATL | 4.22 | 4.62 | 70.00% | 11 | 23.00% | 7 | 20.00% |
| 10 | HOU | 4.19 | 4.43 | 70.00% | 13 | 24.00% | 5 | 18.00% |
| 11 | BAL | 4.17 | 3.99 | 76.00% | 3 | 16.00% | 23 | 16.00% |
| 12 | MIN | 4.13 | 4.63 | 73.00% | 8 | 25.00% | 4 | 19.00% |
| 13 | BUF | 4.12 | 4.21 | 62.00% | 24 | 16.00% | 21 | 18.00% |
| 14 | DAL | 4.1 | 4.48 | 68.00% | 15 | 22.00% | 8 | 18.00% |
| 15 | TEN | 4.1 | 4.45 | 61.00% | 26 | 24.00% | 6 | 22.00% |
| 16 | JAC | 4.09 | 4.06 | 76.00% | 6 | 17.00% | 20 | 18.00% |
